Welcome, knowledge seekers,
to the online repose of Roman Zinoviev.
Let none of your questions go unanswered.
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Who is Roman Zinoviev?
  • Stony Brook University Alumnus with a Bachelor's Degree in Computer Science
  • Young but Experienced Software Engineer
  • Genius Web Developer
  • Eloquent, Intelligent Writer
  • Fantasy and Sci-Fi Enjoyer
  • Amateur Comedian
Frank Herbert said, "He who controls the Roman controls the universe."
My technical skills include...
Roman says, "You shall not endure. Drink when you want to drink. Eat when you want to eat. Hire Roman when you want to hire Roman. You might not get the chance tomorrow..."

YOU ARE HERE

Click on a milestone to learn about my experiences.
  1. Began University
  2. Internship
  3. User Management Plugin
  4. College TA
  5. Joined Company
  6. Neuromodulation Work
  7. Graduated
  8. Electric Grill Work
  9. Fluorescence Device Work
  10. Made Website
Hiring Roman Q&A

Are you looking to hire someone new but are worried that they won't be able to adapt?

Hire Roman!

I learn fast and acclimate quickly. Throw me into any position and I'll be thriving in just one or two days.

Weeks of training are wholly unnecessary.

Have you been searching for ways to improve productivity and foster creativity?

Hiring Roman might be the answer.

I work efficiently, independently and intelligently.

Throwing a maverick into the mix might just be how you tap into your team's hidden potential.

Are you tired of new hires who flounder around, not knowing what to do until they're told?

Then it would be right to hire Roman!

I hate having no responsibilities. I'll make sure that the work I do is good and the team is moving efficiently around me.

I'll even lead the team if you let me.

Do you have no worries in particular and are happy with the way your projects are going?

All the more reason to hire Roman!

People who hire me often marvel at the expediency and efficiency I bring, even to a functional team.

With me, everything will suddenly start to run smoother, seemingly with no intervention at all.

What are you waiting for?
Hire Roman now!
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This is a partly satirical website made to promote me (Roman Zinoviev), both personally and professionally. If a more straightforward approach is what you're looking for, you can find most of the same information on my résumé. You can also easily reach me with the button below.

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